If anything I kinda hope that they're deliberately not covering it out of protest against the weird journalistic voyeurism that shootings attract.

That comparison depends on how you read Catcher, really.

That comparison depends on how you read Catcher, really.

Tossed salad and scrambled egg?

Tossed salad and scrambled egg?

Born in '92 and grew up with Jurassic Park and Indiana Jones. I didn't really go to the pictures much…

Born in '92 and grew up with Jurassic Park and Indiana Jones. I didn't really go to the pictures much…

They rebooted the canon with Ass Parade 37 so you can just take it from there.

They rebooted the canon with Ass Parade 37 so you can just take it from there.

'About Nemo' starring Jack Nicholson.

'About Nemo' starring Jack Nicholson.

Maybe it's because my parents were always watching things like 'Taggart' when I was a kid, but I don't really have much trouble at all understanding the dialogue in that film.

Maybe it's because my parents were always watching things like 'Taggart' when I was a kid, but I don't really have much trouble at all understanding the dialogue in that film.

'Gareth Brown Says' by McLusky. She's a ballpoint pen thief apparently.

'Gareth Brown Says' by McLusky. She's a ballpoint pen thief apparently.

Where are the saxophonists of yesteryear?

Where are the saxophonists of yesteryear?

Tell that to the old man who always sits by the entrance to one of the council estates in town swigging from a bottle of white lightning in a plastic bag.

Tell that to the old man who always sits by the entrance to one of the council estates in town swigging from a bottle of white lightning in a plastic bag.

They say we all are.