Trick question - they are all the same thing.

Yup, it's true, only 'hipsters' dislike terrible movies.

Full of dead aristocrats and Irishmen?

That line never works… sigh

You should get, like, a plaque made or something.

He's maybe not 'the best', but I think Alberto Iglesias deserves a shout-out.

They're only making a fuss to try and show everyone how they're so cultured  'cause they watched a film with subtitles.

Is he wearing his jammies? Did they call him for the photoshoot while he was in bed and he was too lazy to change?

The Blind Boys of Alabama closely followed by Waits.

The film is two hours of him writing bitchy blog posts.

It's in 3D?

You're lucky; my piece on class conflict, 'Look at that Fucking Toffee-Nosed Wanker', was denied release.

Unfortunately Alan Alda is too old now…

I can't wait until they discover Orson Welles' rap album…

Lyrics by Robert Zimmerman

2 Raging 2 Bull

Shutter Island 2: The Lost World

I actually enjoyed Tonight as an album more than You Could… although there are better individual tracks on the latter. The debut, though, is still the best.

The third Mummy film?

Unless your Kevin Smith does what?