Beady eyed Canucks, Mate

Would you be able to exchange your likes for some kind of monetary reward?

Both of these (MSP especially) are huge in Britain

Apparently it was a British tourist in a Spanish airport now (she's changed her mind)

Due to an oversight, some medieval laws haven't been revoked so you may be able to carry a mace

..and I'm like you can't hold me without charge

The Queen is trained in many forms of armed and un-armed combat - believe me, the security didn't come because they were scared of what they'd find she'd done to the intruder…

We all wish it was…

I think that's just because (technically) it is still a period drama, and period dramas often rely on these kind of speeches.

We British live by the "Less is more" way of thinking…

Melodrama? RTD's era was much more melodramatic

Orphan Centipede

Six years? The BBC did a miniseries adaptation in '07, so it's not even that long

Like Falling Skies was supposed to be great?

I must be out of touch - this is the first time I've heard of this guy…

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Not living in America I suppose I'm only really familiar with HBOs best (Game of Thrones, Flight of the Conchords, Boardwalk Empire, Band of Brothers etc etc).

Wait, SatC is owned by HBO? Shame on them

Nah, no-one would stand for that

What? A spambot gets firsties? Spambots are registering?