If I lived in Jersey, I'd probably need to drink every day too.

I agree that not every place in Jersey is a complete shithole, but the vast majority of what travelers through the state see really is shitty. Which is the main cause of all the hate. Plus, as somebody from PA, Jersey is constantly in the fucking way of me getting to NY or the beach.

^ I agree, when the hell are we getting some non-bootleg Daria DVDs?

Magic, got it.

Not that it really matters, but the title of the article lists the movie as "Afraid of the Dark", which got me thinking that I'm amazed there was never a straight to video film made from "Are You Afraid Of The Dark?".

Anybody who would wear one of those, and somehow has $2,000 lying around, would definitely just spend that money on an amazing drug-fueled weekend. Or month.

I remember loving this show, but the only joke I ever remember was Andy saying "It's not like I have wheels!", and then the voice-over of "But here's what it would look like if I DID have wheels!" Andy then drives around for a bit since he feet have been replaced with wheels.

Bush has a Yale degree, which is not necessarily the same as a Yale education. And he was once President of the most powerful country in the world, which he promptly ran into the ground. I'd wager to say he is a bigger idiot than anybody who has ever posted on this site.

I really think it's the feature-length that's killing the flow of the show, especially with the order to make each movie easily divisible into 4 episodes (3 episodes?). That really screws with the pacing.

Look, nobody enjoys killing penguins, but if you have to kill penguins… well, you might as well enjoy it.

I completely agree with Be Your Own Pet and Blood Brothers. I'm a fan of their current side/new projects, but it's not the same. I've seen Jaguar Love twice and I'm waiting for Past Lives to make it to the East Coast, but I need more Blood Brothers. Same with Turbo Fruits and Jemina Pearl's new band. Totally…

One of my major problems with 3-D movies (even when it's not used just as a gimmick, with things flying at the screen constantly), is the border of the screen. I too wear glasses, but after the first few minutes I get used to the 3-D. But I never get used to something that seems to be floating out of the screen…

No, a PA bowl would be the Steelers vs. the Eagles. Only one of them doesn't count.

A quote from an article about the Super Bowl porn:
"The Super Bowl was being shown locally on KVOA. The station sends its signals — both standard definition and high definition — to Cox Communications, which then sends the signals to Comcast, station president Gary Nielsen said."

So broctune, are you Rod or Todd?

Somebody needs to put "LIAM NEESON KNOWS WHO THE FUCK HE IS" on a t-shirt.

I had the same problem with #4, it just makes the location disappear.

Texas owes the rest of the country an apology.
"Texas: It's like a whole 'nother country. Mexico."

apparently you don't like it enough to remember how many men there are. Unless Jon Cryer doesn't count.

why, yes it was. "Those funny green pieces of paper." haha