Banging your mom?

There is a movie with him called Texas Rangers. Seek it out. You will never accuse our beloved Dylan McDermott of being a halfway decent actor again.

So the highlight of the episode for me was definitely the return of Dominique. But one thing that really bothered me was that I noticed Adam Levine's character had this incredibly douchey Los Angeles tattoo on his shoulder, and I was like that's a great bit of characterization to show this guy is a douchebag. And then…

But that was the 70's, I think the Brontosaurus might have been real then. Although I'm way too lazy to look it up.

Gotta say, I am not surprised to find other Takashi Miike fans in the AHS comment threads of the AV Club. I love this place.

So are we never gonna find out what exactly was wrong with Dr. Arden's penis then? I believe Ryan Murphy promised us Dr. Arden's penis' tragic back story at some point, did he not?

Was I the only one who when they heard Chris wasn't eating was like, my god, who will eat breakfast on the show then? Noooooo!

Was I the only one who when they heard Chris wasn't eating was like, my god, who will eat breakfast on the show then? Noooooo!

See also: "Wow. I enjoyed the Rubber Man suit. It still hangs in my closet. I break it out every once in a while." Because of course he does.

See also: "Wow. I enjoyed the Rubber Man suit. It still hangs in my closet. I break it out every once in a while." Because of course he does.

I'm glad to know I was not the only one actually screaming at my tv at that moment. I was like "Sister Jude, nooooooooooooo!" Fists may have been shaken at the sky as well.

I'm glad to know I was not the only one actually screaming at my tv at that moment. I was like "Sister Jude, nooooooooooooo!" Fists may have been shaken at the sky as well.

This has me reaching incredible levels of dismay. I almost hate Sistah Jude for it. Almost.

This has me reaching incredible levels of dismay. I almost hate Sistah Jude for it. Almost.

I watched an episode of Dr. Phil only one time, cause it was on in the break room at work, and he told some that "you can't raise above your raising". So yeah, I imagine that really is exactly what every episode of Dr. Phil is like,

I watched an episode of Dr. Phil only one time, cause it was on in the break room at work, and he told some that "you can't raise above your raising". So yeah, I imagine that really is exactly what every episode of Dr. Phil is like,

I have a stolen flag from Birchmount stadium

I have a stolen flag from Birchmount stadium

One year my brother, my husband and I went and saw Wolf Creek on Christmas at the theater. It was the perfect Christmas movie.

One year my brother, my husband and I went and saw Wolf Creek on Christmas at the theater. It was the perfect Christmas movie.