Babies have always had dildos. They just like to put them in their mouth and suck on them.

So it vibrates during explosions? Like when my PS4 controller vibrates? So basically, tv trailers are starting to catch-up to a decades-old feature video games have had for seemingly no real reason.

I hated the music but I liked everything else about it. B.

Sleepy Hollow proves it's still got it. This is a pretty fantastic premiere and I just had a lot of fun. A.

A font update? This post was tailor-made for Brick.

I will watch Just Judges for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Well sure you would be happy to give it to AMC rather than ESPN. You and how many other people? Not enough to keep Mad Men/Breaking Bad on the air for most of those shows runs. It's the MILLIONS of other people that want ESPN in their package that allowed AMC to become the network you want to support.

Well I'll watch the pilot because Aaron Kaplan gave me The Neighbors and he produced this show but based on the trailer and this review, that's likely all I'll watch. Then again Kaplan shows always struggle in the first few episodes….

I HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE Morgan but I actually didn't mind his cousin. I don't mind if Mac from It's Always Sunny keeps popping up on the Mindy Project.

No, I don't think you get it. Right now AMC gets a small cut of ESPN. With a la carte, they get nothing from ESPN.

A la carte TV sounds like a great idea until you actually follow the implications of what it'll mean. Can you imagine AMC being able to survive during it's pre-Walking Dead era based on the numbers Mad Men was getting?

"We assume that means it will be fully staffed by robots who use lasers
to diagnose patients, except for the one handsome human doctor who uses
good old-fashioned street smarts to help people. “Damn it, Docto-Tron
1138,” he’ll shout during every single episode. “This man only needed a
tender kiss on the forehead, not…

What about the CW? Oh, right, the youngest actor on Community would be a grandparent by CW standards.

Leslie's mom is okay with this because she was at her own imprompu wedding with Tammy 2.

Yeah! As a Republican, I was a big fan of Captain Planet. I'm not exactly pro-environment (the only green I care about is in my wallet) but I still enjoyed the show.

"storylines where he's at community college or working some menial job, which don't sound much more entertaining."

"Dawson’s Creek’s signature hyper-articulate dialogue, metatextual
references, and aforementioned preoccupation with sex combined to
create a world in which everyone talked about sex like they were in a
television show, and then remarked upon how they were talking like they
were in a television show. It was tacit…

I'm not going to disagree with the criticsms presented of Turnabout Intruder but I did like the episode despite them: I think it's because of the great concept of having to prove that Kirk and Janice switched bodies. I think the concept was sound, it had great tension, it's just the logic of the execution that's icky.

I can't wait until the episode where the guy gets naked and the girl tries not to laugh but she can't help and it gets super awkward and he takes a chainsaw and saws off her bush and they do it in the bushes.

OBAMA!!!!!