With frenulums like this, who needs enemies?

I'm holding in a quite convincing deuce right now in traffic.
I really didn't plan my day well….

And another thing…
How does Kohl's get off on using Le Tigre's "Hot Topic" in one of their commercials? They could of at least worked in Vaginal Crème Davis in the shoot.

"Want some smoke?"
-D. Joe.

I qanat find an answer to that one.

"Yeahthatsright."

Their golf match was hilarious.

I'm in. We are all pinheads here, anyway.

Are you the kid who got his head stuck in that massage table?

I remember, this one time, as a kid, that we were in class when the Music teacher made us sing "Be Kind To Your Web-footed Friends" to the tune of "Stars And Stripes Forever"
Now I'm worried the Feds will be coming after me (I want to say I'm lookin' out the window like Malcolm, but, um…)

I never will let go of the fact that Jerry Lewis once threw me out of a hospital room.

He showed up beaten in a Haig '88 shirt once.

Ha! One of my dog's names is Percy Harvin.

It depends on how well the sexual tension is developed between the two leads.

Like if I ate a Broodwich!

wot about jary

That's a Scene We'd All Like To See.

Throwing stars. So I can sell them to Diamond Joe.

I'd rather see Melania Trump sing,
"SupercaliPlagiaristicexpialidocious"

World's largest cuck.