Switch the 'B' and the 'F'.

That's the pun-ch line.

Damn.

There are Fuhrer and Fuhrer opportunities for puns these days.

Reminds me of this:

—C. Christie.

"McDonald's response is odd, and not just because it's taken umbrage…"

Northern or Southern?

The M*A*S*H* episode where Hawkeye is trying to get takeout from Adam's Ribs is one of my favorites.

CHAVO GUERRERO!

…Pluto, being the ninth planet in the solar system…just kidding, get the fuck out of here, Pluto."

Um, "portmanteau-ette".

Twice?

They ran out of horsemeat, that's all.

I thought the Spice Girls weren't getting back together?

That's not my finger….

RACIST!

Bing Stern.

"Area Beat Beaten."

The Trump campaign?