Glad to see Meat Puppets, as a Phoenix/Tempe refugee.
Add MC 900 Ft Jesus and Morphine.

"Goddammit, Joe."
-Barry O.

I thought drunks could "rag doll" their way through impact, that's why they tend to survive such.

I hope you were Lorne Greene in that scenario.

That's what she said.

Manic Mallards?

Yes, I'm TV's Mike Lookinland, AKA Bobby Brady!

There's an old Jim Rome interview with Evel Knievel where, among other things, that famous cane was brought up and bartered for, of course it couldn't be bought.
The best part of that interview was when Rome asked Evel why, knowing all the risks of injury/death from jumping the Snake River, would he attempt it, his…

So THAT'S how you got Alicia Masters!

Pappy Van Winkle…because I gots the scratch for it.
Also, because it looks much better at the McDonald's Walk-up.

Damn.

Someone needs to krill this thread.

Spot on, spot on.

"Vile weed!"

I've lived up the street from an In-N-Out for the past decade but the drive-thru lines were way too long and serpentine, that was enough of a check on that for me.
The only drunk experience I had there was indirect; I was on a date when a buddy made the panic call, he got trashed at a strip club, lost his shoes as well…

Maybe YOU should report to the Jets.

My origin story for my powers came from when I was inadvertently sprayed by a crop duster at 8 years of age.

The USNS Harvey Milk is heading to the region to investigate.

He is a Great White actor.

That's quite the "Man"atee.