"You telling me this guy gets off on being on ten different TV shows??"

ALL the upvotes to this.

I spent all my money on Whoopie Cushions & now I have a prolapsed rectum.

Don't forget the shut-ins.

Bing, bong
Sing along
Your team's Al Gore
'Cause your views are wrong
…did I do that right?

Um, "Golden" BS, that is…

I like the cut of Pmurt's jib!

After 6 months of Trump as COC, the whiskey will buy you.

And, hopefully, he's showing off his cat-like reflexes.

Reno fits in nicely with all these jewels of civilization, too.

Yeah, don't you know loose lipids sink ships?

But, man, teca look at that fat profit margarine.

Yeahthatsright.

Could you at least see the pockets under the cutoffs?

Take me to your leader!

But, my favorite Bloom County character.

I thought Melania Trump wrote this episode.

"Hi, I'm Groot!" :)

Surely you jest?

Yeah that was good