We would have settled for, "gobbets of flesh and blood fly toward the camera."

If it were, you could just text, "Jizz Kidding LOL"

Are you Red?

"I was at the North Pole, watching the penguins".

Well, you lost my vote.

"That's my style; I like to kick 'em while they're down!"

Futurama Nixon.
ARROOOOOO!

Just "carry the one", that will get you through life.

I'll take Carl from ATHF Stone Cold Lock Of The Century, of the week.

That, Dik, is a Terrible Lie.

Raw human turmoil?

Gary's pantomiming Selina's hour-glass figure vis-à-vis SS agent's two-by-four, plus her no arm swinging, was hilarious, especially later on in the episode, they are all walking behind her, and go, "yeah I get it."

"Penny Hitler" in cursive.

He's the first guy to be shot by a sitting VP.

His Kombucha-based descent into madness reminded me of a Tina Fey interview on Letterman where she said of Kombucha, "here I was, thinking I was all healthy, when it turns out I was actually drinking on the job"

He was paid with the 12-pack of beer, he was just happy to screw his old boss out of the $$$

Ha!
When I was living in New Hampshire, I woke one day to see my pickup truck in a sink hole. I called a tow truck service to get it out, but a fired employee was eavesdropping on the radio, he showed up early, got my truck out before the service came by. I gave the dude a 12-pack of beer, he was grateful.

I will own a Chechen before I will own a Tidal.

Yes!
Even the teasers for next week were LOL.
At the recount: "It says, 'Fuck Selina Meyer'"
Dan: "See that's a comma….'Fuck, Selina Meyer!'"

That was great, since I live in NV now.