She could have done that Emperor Palpatine thing.

so…apocalypse sex?

Too bad John Houseman isn't around to play the teacher.

That cuts deep.

Now at your local grocery store aisle…OF MANWICH

I can't help it, I yam what I yam.

Bottle Rocket

Not the one in South California?

[files X]

I wanna flip coil with Dynamite Joe.

POTN Frank Sinatra, Jr.?

I'm in.
Game, Blouses.

I rode up an elevator with Vince Neil last night.

You don't scare me, that could be anyone's ass!

His ego historically directed bad decision making; I've pointed out his ownership in the New Jersey Generals of the USFL as a good example. The need to "correct" his image/brand as a second-tier football owner by steering directly into the headlights of the NFL seems to be an enduring characteristic that makes him…

Tramps like us, son.

The porn aspects of it are good, though.

I'm still bitter about Jerry Lewis throwing me out of that hospital room, but at least (from the linked story) I wasn't called a wildly off-based racial slur.

I was Mortecai'd by that scene.

Let's not get hyperbolic here.