Hey, Special K wasn't retarded.

What makes you think I'm angry? My post was sincere, I hope he makes fun of things that weren't touched upon yet at this site. You buy your apple pie from other countries? Interesting.

That was really brave of you to hate on America. Wanna hate on George W. Bush next? Ayn Rand? Ben Affleck? Hitler? I don't think anyone has said anything bad about those people on this site yet. You're edgy and funny, d00d!

When I was a kid, we had to walk 10 miles in the snow just to get to school! We didn't have TV sets or iPods or the internet or Atari like kids today have, so we went outside and played stickball. My parents beat me and my siblings daily and we liked it. We had respect for old people in those days,too. We would never…

You know what's cool? A billion iPods.

I can't wait to get Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider action figures with my Happy Meal when they promote Grown Ups IX.

Tell me you guys aren't serious.

Thanks for the words.

Well, that commenter isn't far off. You guys aren't funny. I hope that you can see the irony in calling someone else an elitist prick on this website.

WOOO! It's good that you're a hypocrite! I mean how else can you get away with phrases such as: "Nancy Grace is like some kind of demon that gets its life force from human misery and outrage. " followed by "I didn't say anything about Nancy Grace." Uhhh yeah you did. What? Clearly you did, check out your earlier…

So, do you know Nancy Grace then? I mean, you supposedly don't attempt to hurt people. I know you're trying to be the "bigger man", but it doesn't really work when you make comments filled with snark about a person you don't know. So, way to take the high road and hate on public figures that you've never met but…

Thanks for pretending that you weren't hurt by my comments! I have more 'likes' than you do on my comment. Your attempt to hurt me failed.

If it was a Big Bang Theory joke shouldn't he have big glasses and be making an obvious reference to Star Wars?

Still, Bridesmaids was pretty forgettable. Not awful, but very predictable and pretty much just another Hangover movie.

Yeah, like that rave review for Bridesmaids. WTF?

You mean: because five or six people pay a million cash to see any Movie she's in!

Nobody looks (or attempts to look) black doing the Safety Dance. So I guess it's the Humpty Dance?

Oh, great. By the looks of that picture, it appears that Sandra Bullock is trying her hand at portraying a white woman who thinks she is funny because she is knowingly acting like a "black gangsta" in an ironic way. This should make up for how dumb she thought that black kid in The Blind Side was.

"Hooray for obscure" -Every AV Club comment ever

Damn dude, I hope you hate George Bush, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh and Ayn Rand, too! Talk about them. I don't see enough opinions on them on this site! Also talk about Community and how you got the obscure reference from that one episode. Your posts are original and keep me wanting more! Fuck me Pastafarian, for we…