Sorry that I have better things to do in my life than check this site every second of the day. My apologies go out to the douche who can't believe that there's a life outside of the AV Club!

"He seems to think likes have to be earned do I decide to let him earn a like by coming up with a better gimmick."

Don't know how you had difficulty comprehending that last sentence, but good job looking like an idiot! Also, thanks for not providing an example as to how I'm a gimmick!

Or that Fall Out Boy is a talentless band.

Please show me an example of how I'm a gimmick. I know you can't, but I do find it interesting that two simpletons have Simpsons avatars. One idiot with multiple accounts who likes every post that he shares.

No it's not, Twilight Sparkle. We get it, you're an annoying hipster on a site that thinks sarcasm should be used no matter what the situation is ,so that no one can hurt your feelings by insulting your actual opinion on a controversial issue. At least gil mann and Dumbledore Calrissian seem passionate about their…

B-?! But they referenced things! That's always hilarious!

"I'm sure for the most part we're a better-educated bunch than, say,
YouTube commentators, and most of us live in the U.S., and there may be
more males than females, but I don't think we are that narrow in scope."

" Yeah, Tyler Perry sucks, but it also sucks that most prominent movie critics are white guys."

Nah. I just feel sorry for him if that's the case. He clearly attempted an "AV Club shock humor" type joke. Unfortunately for him, those jokes are synonymous with "lazy Family Guy shock humor" jokes.

I don't see this site labeling his album as inessential anytime soon since they gave it an A- and called it one of the best albums of 2012. It was a rare case where the AV Club was right with their review of an album.

Sounds like a bad and unfunny cutaway for a Family Guy episode. If you weren't trying to be funny, UCCF, then I apologize.

I guess that's what happens when you live with your parents when you're 34.

How's that? I didn't leave a model map about for you to view like Jack Nicholson gets in the movie.

Well if Lobsters and Vicks are as entertaining as me, then direct me to some of their posts. I assume they aren't a boring bunch of wimps like you guys tend to be.

He's right, though. It was never funny and I hate having to skim through every dumbass Dawes reference in order to actually read something that doesn't annoy me. Yeah, we get it, you're referencing a bad article from this site that suggested Dawes was worth listening to.

HAHAHAHA! You unfunny assholes and your references!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA Community reference! Everyone else get that?

But dude, this stars Tina Fey! That means it's feminist and shit, so the AV Club can pretend it doesn't hate women. If it co-starred Amy Poehler then it'd get a B+ for no reason! If it starred neither of them it'd earn a D+!

Agreed. The DENNIS System, the Grand Canyon episode, the Phillies episode, The Waitress Is Getting Married, The Gang Reignites the Rivalry, etc. The worst episode of that season is the first episode and even that's still hilarious.