Obviously not the one that's exclusively reserved for the elite that you're speaking on. Bitch.

…And yet not one single mention of Daniel Tosh being heavily influenced by Don Rickles to the point of ripping him off. I hope that telling everyone on a public forum that you're a feminist got you a lot of tail, though!

…And yet not one single mention of Daniel Tosh being heavily influenced by Don Rickles to the point of ripping him off. I hope that telling everyone on a public forum that you're a feminist got you a lot of tail, though!

The Marilyn Monroe/Manson corpse circa 1970 could still blow me.

The Marilyn Monroe/Manson corpse circa 1970 could still blow me.

Whatever. The Prometheus/Vince Neil/Nelson hybrid would still get it.

Whatever. The Prometheus/Vince Neil/Nelson hybrid would still get it.

So are you buying the Ke$ha or the Kid Rock album, then? I'll bet on Kid Rock. You seem like a guy who still bumps Cowboy. Radio edit.

So are you buying the Ke$ha or the Kid Rock album, then? I'll bet on Kid Rock. You seem like a guy who still bumps Cowboy. Radio edit.

Oh, Tracey Thorn! I love him/her! Especially that one song he/she did! What was that called? I'd probably/probably not fuck him/her.

Oh, Tracey Thorn! I love him/her! Especially that one song he/she did! What was that called? I'd probably/probably not fuck him/her.

Small town GIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRLLLLLL!!!!

Small town GIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRLLLLLL!!!!

It's the site's attempt at appearing unbiased. See their latest review of Ke$ha's (or any contemporary pop musician's horrible) new album.

It's the site's attempt at appearing unbiased. See their latest review of Ke$ha's (or any contemporary pop musician's horrible) new album.

Christ, Lady Rainicorn, I'm all for pretending to be sensitive when you actually end up (finally) getting laid, but this is just pathetic. Step up your game, dude.

Christ, Lady Rainicorn, I'm all for pretending to be sensitive when you actually end up (finally) getting laid, but this is just pathetic. Step up your game, dude.

I'll see your Feels Like We Only Go Backwards and raise you a Mind Mischief. That has gotta be a top 5 song for the year.

I'll see your Feels Like We Only Go Backwards and raise you a Mind Mischief. That has gotta be a top 5 song for the year.

What else is anyone gonna jerk off to tonight?