A for craziness

I've been to Macaroni Grill, but never to Olive Garden. How do they compare? It was always my impression that Macaroni Grill is more toward The Cheesecake Factory end of the sliding scale of faux-classiness.

Many of the games use it pretty well; The Wonderful 101, for example, slows the game speed down to a near stop when the touchpad is being used (explained as being a consequence of the Wonderfuls' super-suits).

Who are you, the Ravenclaw common room?

I don't know, I think the turkey rig is part of the experience. If I ever fry a turkey, I'll definitely be constructing one. I'd also like to get one of those emergency light hats he has, and I'll have a neighbor dress up as a Wookiee to try to distract me.

I missed them; where were they, exactly? I'd love to find them on Hulu.

I guess you could call Patrick a conman because of how he helped Victoria blackmail that woman into giving up her gallery, but I think it's a little unfair to define him for it; he's probably the most virtuous character on Revenge.

B-; I was entertained, but I didn't like how the Marcus campaign ended (competent candidate who's not a murderer/serial philanderer? Shut it down!) and I can't stand seeing Olivia go back to Fitz.

B+ ; it was a bit slow for the first half but I can't give a show that takes Queenie and Madame Lalaurie and sends them to a drive-in at 2am any less than a B. I want them a food-on-the-road show, wherein they constantly trade insults while chewing.

In defense of Buzzfeed articles, that one is really enjoyable.

Oh wow, that's awful. Can you close the talking guy, or do you have to adblock him?

Neat!

That was the same type of chess set they had in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

I didn't know I wanted this until now; that sounds amazing!

That was a great read. Thanks for the tip!

Bomb Girls! Please Netflix, I beg you!

Oh wow, is she supposed to be Optimus Prime?

Harry warned him against it; he told Voldemort that his only hope was to show remorse and that he was the true master of the Elder Wand. Voldermort killed himself with his own arrogance, by refusing to admit that his judgement of people's (namely, Snape's) characters and his planning ability were both flawed. Harry…

Tch! It still counts! Girl's gotta eat…

Do you have a link to that article, @avclub-f7f8eb12e0f61a9321597157c0d61791:disqus ? Sounds hilarious.