WHAAAAAT?!?!!?!?!!?!

@avclub-e57dbebc740250d2c4a370cf6ccb35f0:disqus I was worried about that; I meant more along the lines that the fatness of Dudley isn't like "hurr durr, you should hate him so let's make him fat."  It's an effect of his badness, rather than an addition; when shown in comparison to other overweight characters who don't…

@RedScarab:disqus Well, barring her having an evil twin or a split personality, there doesn't seem to be any reason that she would orchestrate sending herself a text message and then fretfully glancing outside while holding a knife when no one was around to watch her.

How is Molly Weasley a terrible person?  She made a choice to be a mother, and she's no less free or powerful for it.  As for Bellatrix, her love was obsessive love, rather than selfless; many of the loving relationships portrayed in the series aren't romantic, the most obvious and arguably the most important ones…

Horace Slughorn is another, as well as Professor Sprout; additionally, the Weasley twins are both 'stocky.' The series is written from Harry's perspective, so the perception of those he likes against those he loathes are somewhat skewed (which is one of the main themes throughout the series, Snape etc.) toward…

It's Rowling like bowling, not Rowling like howling.

Oh.

I can understand Dexter not immediately thinking she might have killed him, given that as far as he knows at that point they haven't had any interaction.  I can also understand him not asking her after he found out he beat her up, given her injured state.

And speaking of Eartha Kitt…

@avclub-8b14f79688c0146367914b8240be4128:disqus what do you come here for?

Like American Dad?

I like it too!  We should form a gang.

SPOILERS FOR THE LATE FIFTH SEASON!

Isn't he already confirmed as a homophobe?

@avclub-09f700cd7fcae2e9f63ea6cdb7aa76b0:disqus  Alton Brown's done pretty well with them; he ended Good Eats because it was tiring him out, and he has a new show coming soon.

http://www.hiyoooo.com/

I can't think of a pun right now, but I'll keep on frying.

Violet would have smacked Klaus right upside the head.

SUPER-HUGE SPOILERS FOR ANYONE WATCHING THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!

@avclub-d155e6847d268061f3d8cd008a44a202:disqus  Stop talking about Krang!  Nobody knows who Krang is!  It would be a waste of time to mention Krang in a comments section!