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Mq Lafayette
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We read Things Fall Apart in freshman year, and we had to do a series of presentations on the book.  One of the options was "Host a talk show with one of the characters."  I was the host and my friend was Okonkwo; at the end of the show he beheaded me and drank from my skull.

The Scarlett Letter is bad, but is it really worse than Madame Bovary?

The only problem with the Butterbeer at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter is that they give you way too much.  It's delicious, but very rich; closer to a thick milkshake than an actual beverage used for its ability to quench thirst.

I don't know why I'm on trial, Ethel Beavers did it! Beavers did it! I will hold myself in contempt of the court!

@avclub-ea4ae23776b72e0f3eec7de67170a53d:disqus  I honestly don't see how that's a rebuttal.  I like blue, I like chocolate, and I like the entire cast and plot of House of Cards because looking at/eating/watching any of these things entertains me.

I don't know, can you explain your favorite color?  Maybe people just find her entertaining; need there be some specific reason for it?

He's the Southwest's premiere catnip supplier.

I am the one who purrs!

I really liked it; I've played through the Wii version at least 3 times.  While it isn't Vader's story (for the most part), it's very similar to the plot you described and probably one of my favorite games.  The sequel isn't great, owing in large part to the removal of the Wiimote-as-lightsaber controls.

After the Battle of Kamino (12 BBY), the Emperor ceased the usage of Jango Fett's DNA for cloning purposes; clones were taken from other DNA sources and were intermixed with recruited, natural-born troops.

Like The Force Unleashed?

What's a pog?

And the Redverse's Peter

"Icecream? Knope!;" it's a tub of whipped cream with waffle bits.

That's how I saw it; I said "Thanks GE!" and then promptly forgot about them.

It is for me, at least; I have class all day and homework all night, and I know many of my fellows have similar schedules.  Thank goodness for Hulu.

"Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, listen to me! Charlie, Charlie!

Canned salmon, but the quote still stands.

It's certainly silly and poorly plotted, but I'm entertained by it and that's all I ask.  I don't understand why so many people watch it when all they get out of it is a rant about how painful it is to watch.