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0:54 "You ever seen something like this?"

I don't think Homeland will ever be as bad as Dexter. The thing about Homeland's writers - they actually took risks and tried to make it more and more exciting. Yes, the failed, but you can't blame for the lack of effort.

I feel like people only remember crazy parts of season 6, even though actually it was boring as shit. It's the same season that dedicated whole second part of the season, six fucking episodes to the "mystery" behind Colin Hank's character even though most of the people guessed it by episode three.

If spoilers about it are true(and they are, because they were right about all episodes before that) - you'll get it. Next episode sounds even worse than the finale though.

Does anyone noticed that their victim looks a hell lot like first victim in Hannibal? It's a naked girl in the middle of the field and there's deer horns around her.

> Hans Zimmer score that, at least on first listen, sounds almost identical to the Shame score

Here's a picture of Caroline Dhavernas wearing a flower crown on Hannibal's  season 2 set, because why the fuck not.

Jesse Eisenberg: People on the street say mean things to me.

@avclub-eee6e49e09ab1c283e2d7689d45a7b4b:disqus Lawrence was already nominated for an Oscar(and it was a leading nomination) and had a big part in X-Men: First Class. THG pushed her on new level, but she wasn't even close to "unknown".

This movie just kinda…exists. Nothing about it was interesting, dramatic or funny. I thought that it'll be a story about  brother and sister, but nope, they barely interacted. All storylines went nowhere, there was no character development.

Lesson 1) Don's be black
Lesson 2) Have a 100% shooting accuracy even though your target is 50 meters away, you're in a moving vehicle and you never did this before

Blue Valentine almost got an NC-17 because there was a 2-second cunnilingus scene where you can't see anything. So yeah, i highly doubt that people will see any real nudity in Fifty Shades Of Grey.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I heard that Trophy Wife is second-best pilot of the season. That means that it's going to be another shitty season for comedies, because that wasn't very good. I mean - it was inoffensive and kinda pleasant, but i didn't even chuckled once. And even for a pilot it was way too formulaic.

Season 5 should have been the last one. Dexter finds out about Rita, goes berserk, starts killing everyone, cops find out about this, he runs, etc. But it's Showtime and Dexter writers, so instead we got Quinn's bullshit storyline and one fucking scene in a toilet.

I liked The Five-Year Engagement overall, but it should have been like 30 minutes shorter. And it's a shame that Mindy Calling, Kevin Hart and a bunch of other one-off characters played by popular comedians had more screentime than Chris Pratt and Alison Brie, those two were by far the best part of the movie.

I wanted to write "why Adult Swim still haven't picked it up?" but then i remembered that they actually wanted to, but Tommy  said that he can't work with their tiny budget.

People think that Sam Worthington is handsome?