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You should see what he can do with two eggs, a dozen anchovies, a sliver of lime and a very dirty matini. Would make Christ himself weep with joy, I tell you.

I think what people are trying to ask you, Prison Wine, is did he insert his penis in your anus, or in your mouth? And was it a huge throbbing penis with all thick red veins on it, or a little flaccid penis with all cheese in the end? And did he ejaculate and fill your chasm with his love juice?

Yes, I agree with English Bill too, and I admit to not sitting through hours and hours of plot development. After all, that's what Mr Skin is for, right?

I like a man who sticks to his principles. "My fourth star is for those who show bush". Obviously this guy has very strict standards that he holds the world too. Good show.

Well, I'm pretty OCD, and have thought several times of alphabetizing my movie collection, but have so far not done so, so yes, you may be pretty OCD….

I don't think FOx could complain overly, right? She has to retain some intellectual property in her own voice, and she does the "Just kidding" thing to seal the deal. It's not like you can't use your work-honed skills outside of work, right?

I don't think FOx could complain overly, right? She has to retain some intellectual property in her own voice, and she does the "Just kidding" thing to seal the deal. It's not like you can't use your work-honed skills outside of work, right?

There are some funny people on the internet who have overdubbed that Snuggie commercial:

Hey, I can post now
I had to hit "Enter" after i clicked "post a new comment", but then I was able to type in some little boxes (the boxes didn't appear until I hit enter, and my typing seemed to move the cursor along, but I could not see anything, until I hit enter).

Listen, I've got cred. I was in Hitchhiker's Guide for crying out loud. I was the love interest. But they can't all be "Almost Famous". I have to compete with that Titanic bitch as well, you know, and she'll show bush as well as tit.