i'm voting for reverse vampire… You see, the thing you need to look at is the wheels… 'cause those are the markings. That's the way you can tell. Jamie is a reverse vampire. or possibly just a school bus.

ooh, i missed that connection. wilfred really loves matt damon, i guess.

"the beast with four matt damon heads who felated you one night.
each head performing a different, specific, oral task."

@AmazingThor
but Jin was hanging out with Kate, Jack, and Hurley for a couple of days after they showed up in 1977… surely we can assume they filled him in a little bit on the story of the oceanic 6?