Thoughts on the pilot: Absolutely love all the kids. As a Gravity Falls fan I love Bunny-Ears, Eugene Mirman is fantastic, and the biggest laugh of the episode involved the oldest scratching herself inappropriately. Love H. Jon Benjamin as Bob, although that voice will never not be Sterling Archer for me. I feel like…

Her podcast is very nice if you're a man who likes to feel inferior to a beautiful woman.

I watch the first episode of Bobs Burgers last night and thoroughly enjoyed it. Any A.V. Clubbers want to give me a run-down of the quality through seasons 1-2?

Women get naked in real life even if you don't find them attractive, so if you are a woman making your own t.v. show because you're fucking talented enough to do so, YOU CAN GET NAKED AS OFTEN AS YOU WANT. I'M NAKED RIGHT NOW. So if I ever make a movie about my life, and there is a scene of me being repulsed by…

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My sister has time-warner, and apparently she had to wait almost two weeks for Archer S4E2 to show up on-demand. Any chance T-W has a different arrangement with FX then Comcast?

;);););) = hallucinatory multi-layered winking frowny face.

Finally caved and read a spoiler space for a film I plan on seeing, and I had totally known about the spoiler from the first time I saw a trailer for it! Feels good.

I don't think it's allowed to complain about GoT when the fifth book came out fairly recently. Don't add any pressure for George R.R. Martin, he's this close to an aneurism as is.

@SisterMaryFrancis:disqus But I have a series recording of his show programmed on my dvr! I agree with the majority of his political views! He likes weed! He hates Fox News! GODDAMNIT I HATE HIM HE'S SO SMUG FUCK HIS LIBERAL FACE!

Pop culture tells me that your hometown is an awful place. So, haha loser!

As his character form Yes Dear I think.

If you slid a pig under him!

I like Bill Maher. Discuss.

Fuck you, The Killing Smash!

Wouldn't it be hilarious if like, six dudes gave Nathan Ford's Evil Twin a prostate exam right now?

Is anyone else really angry that the last line of this episode played so heavily into the ads before the season started? I would think that they would know how much the surprise of that moment when the end credits come in goes towards your feeling about the episode as a whole. To prove my point about this:

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