I have a tiara as well. I like to wear it when I'm cleaning, but I suppose I could given Reign a shot.

Hey, I can comment (for now). The AV Club and my work computer were never friendly, but now they barely speak to one another. That's too bad, because I felt like I was just getting started with commenting. In the last few days there have been several subjects I actually knew something about, so it was frustrating to…

Shade.

Aw, I'd like to hear about his experience starring in The Smashing Pumpkins' "Tonight Tonight" video with his wife. Next time!

For some reason I really liked it as a kid. I'm tempted to re-watch it just to see how stupid I was.

Did a bunch of "first day of the rest of your life" shit like cleaning my apartment, buying new clothes, and getting an Eastern bloc haircut. I’ll get a new car, apartment, and a cat in a few months. My immensely talented artist friend is doing my portrait so I made a free-association list of nouns I felt described…

I like this feature. It reminds me of NPR's food blog The Salt's equally funny "Sandwich Mondays".

Ohhh, I like mayo on grilled cheese too. Putting mayo on the bread before cooking is way better than using butter.

Surely you meant to say Kraft Dinner.

Hey now, I eat grilled cheese with ketchup, and I'm not Canadian. The heartburn is only mild. But I wouldn't eat it in chip form.

Hole's Live Through This tour

SLAYER!!!!!!!!! I wish someone would knit me a Slayer Christmas sweater.

I would totally watch this.

Whaaat? I thought the graphic novel of History of Violence was way better than the movie. There was so much interesting back story left out I wasn't sure Cronenberg or the screenwriter had actually read the source material.

This episode had some good camera work - the scene where Schmidt is leading Jess on about The Captain was particularly well done.

"Full wheel, bitches!"

Yeah! Well, I'm not cool, but I'll hang out with you until you get annoyed.

Yay! You can start anywhere, really. Becoming a Jackal is dark and somber. {Awayland} is more melodic and conceptual. My favorite songs off the top of my head are Home, Ship of Promises, Passing a Message, The Waves (cool video), My Lighthouse, and Pieces.

THE EVENS

Sleater-Kinney's "The Woods"