Alaska's wife beaters spelled out "Rolaskatox Fan" throughout the first couple of episodes. That's clever, and I love Alaska, but…ugh.

Avenged Sevenfold fan should be thrilled, not one but TWO releases.

It saddens me when women use violent language in reference to their libido. And Drake, really? He looks like Cookie Puss.

No "Hudson Hawk"?

Madonna is soooooooooooo hot in Desperately Seeking Susan. I wish I could see it in a theater for her pool scenes alone.

One of the parks has an unofficial Goth Day. Seeing all those kids get heat exhaustion from their black clothing and their makeup smeared after coming down Splash Mountain would be a treat.

I hate myself for saying this, but I thought Korine was kind of cute back in the day. The pictures of him and Chloe Sevigny are sweet.

Indeed. She's great live as well.

I would weep with joy if I saw Prince live. Stupid lack of money.

I know her (great) covers of "Oh, Father" and "I Go to Sleep", but was unaware of her versions of "Paranoid Android" and "Under the Milky Way". Will have to check those out. I was thrilled to hear she's working on a new album. I think she's a criminally underrated artist in her own right.

I don't like Harmony Korine's movies, yet I always end up watching them. As a cranky old person I doubt I'll see this in the theater. The thought of Skrillex coming out of massive speakers while creepers next to me fondle themselves makes me want to vomit more than the spaghetti bathtub scene in Gummo.

I am interested in all the Courtney Love anecdotes. Please give them to me.

It must speak to the utter blandness of Bush that I read this article thinking Razorblade Suitcase was the album that had "Letting the Cables Sleep" until it corrected me. But I do like that song, even if I haven't heard it in over 12 years. It's the only one where I don't find Rossdale's voice aggravating.

I still find record stores to be a good place to meet people, but I'm a loner who is always happy to talk to nearly anyone about music. And as a female I find record stores are the least irritating places to be ogled in. I know guys are checking me out, but at least we can pretend to talk about punk in the interim.

This article made me want to propose to O'Neal in a non-Taylor Swift fashion.

I only like this ad because I think that Bennett guy is hot. Deadpan + suit is a good way to win me over.

I loved him in Bored to Death as well. Keach is always a joy.

A Place to Bury Strangers > these guys.

No kidding. I wish they would hold it now.

The Stepford Wives by Ira Levin, the first season of Twin Peaks, Under the Pink by Tori Amos, the Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce, Roxy Music's discography, Fugazi's discography, and 13-Point Program to Destroy America by Nation of Ulysses.