Thanks for making me cry at work, AV Club. I grew up in a violent household at the hands of my alcoholic father, so my mother, sister and I would spend quite a bit of time at my aunt and uncle's house when we we could get away. I remember watching lots of PBS and admiring Mr. Rogers' quiet, thoughtful way of speaking…

I still want to see this, but the thought of sitting in a theater with a bunch of teens makes me want to ingest cyanide.

Winona Ryder in Heathers.

I only recall that skit about the church game show, which was hilarious.

I feel like I'm the only one here who thinks Jinkx is way hot out of drag. But I have strange taste in men.

The "HIIIYEEE" is a reference to Youtube stars THROWINSHADE (unfortunately I can't remember their drag names off the top of my head), 2 young queens from Gibraltar living in the UK who review RPDR episodes. Check them out sometime, they're hilarious, and I'm so happy to see them referenced on the show. I'm sure…

I laughed in Untucked when it randomly cut to a shot of Penny coughing.

She will fucking SLAY in a LSFYL.

If I didn't already love Alaska thanks to "knowing her" via Facebook, tumblr, Youtube clips/interviews, etc., I would be a bit put off by her in the first episode, which is too bad, because she is very talented. I didn't like that she whined and gave up in the swimming challenge.

I liked Jade Jolie. She did seem genuinely sweet and cutesy, but I liked that she could throw some shade on a dime. Her candyland aesthetic may grow old as the season goes on, but I like her for now. My favorite is definitely Jinkx, I think she's stunning (and I'm partial to Seattle).

At least Mariah was fucking hilarious.

I second the EP with Dillinger. Lovage was pretty good as well, if you're in the mood for sexy times.

I'm stoked for this as well. Will probably pick it up on vinyl. Glad Trevor Dunn is on this record - I hope Tomahawk do a big tour for this one. I finally saw them @ FFF last year and they were great.

Jealous!!! I've seen Sharon but not Alaska. I love Sharon to death, but Alaska is my favorite queen. I love that she can do both freaky and pretty. She's Sharon + Willam for lack of a better comparison (or in her own words, Britney Spears and Divine). I'm very excited to see what she brings to Season 5.

Past seasons have aired on Logo's website the day after the episode premiered.

I am insanely excited for the new season of RPDR. Team Alaska and Jinx Monsoon. I canceled my cable recently and the only things I'll miss are live sports and RPDR. I'll have to wait until Tuesday to watch the new episode online. :(

Hahahaha now I have to watch this when it's on Netflix Instant in 3 months.

I kind of want to see Warm Bodies. The book is supposedly good, unlike Twilight. I read the first chapter of the first book and it gave me a headache.

"Sorry so sloppy!"

"Dennis Quaid, with the wardrobe and hair of a 25-year-old emo kid" - I hate myself for saying this, but that sounds kind of hot.