"Everyone's looking at their phones. We should look at ours."

I do appreciate that Burt took the extra leap and dyed his eyebrows.

I do appreciate that Burt took the extra leap and dyed his eyebrows.

If I booked a cruise and found out a bunch of drag queens would be on board I'd be fucking ecstatic.

If I booked a cruise and found out a bunch of drag queens would be on board I'd be fucking ecstatic.

Thank you. I'm from Houston and people act like I'm a heretic for not bowing before the weave.

Thank you. I'm from Houston and people act like I'm a heretic for not bowing before the weave.

Whataburger 4 life. Their chicken strips and gravy (with a side of Texas toast!) are fantastic.

Whataburger 4 life. Their chicken strips and gravy (with a side of Texas toast!) are fantastic.

Gummy Bears. I pretty much have to buy some every time I go to Walgreen's, and I HAVE to consume the whole freaking bag. I told myself they were "relatively healthy" compared to other crap snacks. Then I made the mistake of finally looking at the nutrition label. Daaaamn that's a lot of sugar.

Gummy Bears. I pretty much have to buy some every time I go to Walgreen's, and I HAVE to consume the whole freaking bag. I told myself they were "relatively healthy" compared to other crap snacks. Then I made the mistake of finally looking at the nutrition label. Daaaamn that's a lot of sugar.

Very excited to watch the Texans over Thanksgiving. Afterwards I'll probably finish Dollhouse Season 2.

Very excited to watch the Texans over Thanksgiving. Afterwards I'll probably finish Dollhouse Season 2.

Nick finding out he was essentially writing Twilight was the highlight for me. I'm still laughing. "Is it set in Seattle?"

Nick finding out he was essentially writing Twilight was the highlight for me. I'm still laughing. "Is it set in Seattle?"

Or, "How did you feel about being punched in the face by Courtney Love?"

Or, "How did you feel about being punched in the face by Courtney Love?"

Yeah, I almost wish that after it was revealed everyone would stay they would just have Rujubee lip synch for the hell of it. I love that song, and I know Juju would have killed it had she been together.

Yeah, I almost wish that after it was revealed everyone would stay they would just have Rujubee lip synch for the hell of it. I love that song, and I know Juju would have killed it had she been together.

I pretty much wept with joy when I found out Alaska would finally be on. I'm really excited to see what she'll bring to TV. She's gonna be some FIERCE competition. I love that she can do scary/camp and glamour really well. She's a great combination of Sharon Needles & Willam (or as she describes herself, Britney…