Kenya Michaels creeps me out.

Kenya Michaels creeps me out.

"Is your bar-b-q cancelled? 'Cuz your grill is fucked."

"Is your bar-b-q cancelled? 'Cuz your grill is fucked."

I would be thrilled if Mariah were to grace my TV screen again. Bitch was insanely underrated.

I would be thrilled if Mariah were to grace my TV screen again. Bitch was insanely underrated.

Yeah, I really wish Latrice would have stepped in for Manila. Or Pandora for Mimi.

Yeah, I really wish Latrice would have stepped in for Manila. Or Pandora for Mimi.

I guess I should preface this by saying I'm a straight girl, but more Jillian Hervey ass, please. Jesus. As for Kady Z - girl, wtf? I would kill for a drag queen makeover, just lie back and take that fabulousness full force. What a shame. But I would still take her over any Kardashian.

I guess I should preface this by saying I'm a straight girl, but more Jillian Hervey ass, please. Jesus. As for Kady Z - girl, wtf? I would kill for a drag queen makeover, just lie back and take that fabulousness full force. What a shame. But I would still take her over any Kardashian.

That is an extremely underwhelming list, in my opinion. Having said that, I went to Fun Fun Fun Fest last weekend, and while it was awesome (Tomahawk! Refused! De La Soul!), I think I finally hit my peak with music festivals. Too hot, too long, too crowded, and too overpriced to watch a 50 minute set. Some young'uns…

That is an extremely underwhelming list, in my opinion. Having said that, I went to Fun Fun Fun Fest last weekend, and while it was awesome (Tomahawk! Refused! De La Soul!), I think I finally hit my peak with music festivals. Too hot, too long, too crowded, and too overpriced to watch a 50 minute set. Some young'uns…

I saw Marilyn Manson & Rob Zombie recently on the "Twins of Evil" tour. I (mostly) enjoyed Manson based on nostalgia and the fact that I had never seen him before, but good laaawd does the 44 year old druggie goth thing just NOT work. It's a damn mess. It made me appreciate Reznor and Zombie a lot more for hanging up…

I saw Marilyn Manson & Rob Zombie recently on the "Twins of Evil" tour. I (mostly) enjoyed Manson based on nostalgia and the fact that I had never seen him before, but good laaawd does the 44 year old druggie goth thing just NOT work. It's a damn mess. It made me appreciate Reznor and Zombie a lot more for hanging up…

I was unaware there was Sarah Paulson hate. For shame! I loved her in Deadwood.

I was unaware there was Sarah Paulson hate. For shame! I loved her in Deadwood.

He doesn't watch TV.

He doesn't watch TV.

Anyone else find it really strange that queens who record their "Are you mad I'm going home? Go on Facebook All Stars and bitch about it" segments are almost always wearing outfits from weeks prior? Seems kinda shady, like they've already picked the winner in advance.

Anyone else find it really strange that queens who record their "Are you mad I'm going home? Go on Facebook All Stars and bitch about it" segments are almost always wearing outfits from weeks prior? Seems kinda shady, like they've already picked the winner in advance.