is that a latino in the early afternoon??

BULL fucking goddamn how fucking stupid why am i replying to this SHIT.

'member america?

orange crush may be trying to "make america great again", but he's sure fucking up thanksgiving with the family.

blind pig would be the gateway, pliny the elder the advanced study, and pliny the younger master's course.

you're a dumb argument over the meaning of a word!

…and of all those thousands that "stand in line in front of him"?? what's the order of the line? who decides where people are in the line? who give a flying fuck about the line?

nice subtle shout-out to seattle in this episode, when the mysterious letter invited gerald to a meeting under the "freemont bridge".

oh for fuck's sake. pawing through the garbage? he was on the fucking today show. #skittlesaren'tpeople

ah, fuck him. he's a celebrity, and like it or not entertainment is his "job". we are his employers, in as much as we (collectively) provide him with income enough to hire his fucking angels (and let's be frank…they are fucking him, just like he is mind fucking them). so he goes out there and makes a tool of…

no, they're really not. i'm sorry (not sorry), but there is absolutely
no justification for voting trump. if you cast a vote for that piece of
shit, you're a fucking terrible person.

yes, you are a bad person. and an idiot. no one who casts a vote for trump can be a good person, or smart. that's just the way it goes, buckeye.

good. comment sections are the worst thing ever.

one word: NARC!

4 dates in the fall isn't a fall tour, mum.

doubt it. colbert was tired of doing the same character night after night. now he can be himself and also play that character when he wants to. plus, all that late show money can't be bad.

does anyone remember when colbert was still condiment feel the bern make america rape again i'm with herb?

why, yes! despite all the tequila, i remember last week! thanks for asking!!

I need tp for my 'merica hole.

how nice of you to share your future wife with the guitarist.