thanks anyway, bud.

hey, a man needs a maid (that he can bang)!

those first two albums are stone cold classics.

fyi, conan has been very funny lately.  he seems to be getting back to his old absurdist humor.  andy has been great as well. 

is it really that hard to set your dvr?

is it really that hard to set your dvr?

hey, leave al roker out of this!

yeah, i'm pretty sure i could at least beat her up.

my cousin named his kid michaella

 sorry bro, but that is a euphemism now.

poop.

hopefully not a hip!

how about the best thing i discovered in the picture at the top of this story?

how about the best thing i discovered in the picture at the top of this story?

you would think so, with the amount of beer and mexican food i had this weekend.  sadly, no.

my wife hates this kind of shit, as do i. 

my wife hates this kind of shit, as do i. 

wait, the windpipe isn't related to a girl's private parts?  i shouldn't have gotten my medical education from deep throat, i guess.

wait, the windpipe isn't related to a girl's private parts?  i shouldn't have gotten my medical education from deep throat, i guess.

promise?