1) rust never sleeps, tonight's the night, everybody knows this is nowhere, on the beach, ragged glory.

as a former muncie resident, taint approves of this message.

i think lobsters is more diamond than young

i don't think he would push neil like briggs did, but i'd love to see what nigel godrich (and maybe some of his friends) could do with the old man.

have you listened to the commentary for "this is spinal tap"?

JESUS HAROLD CHRIST ON A FUCKING RUBBER CRUTCH, IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?

man, this show looks all kinds of terrible. i hate, HATE, musicals to begin with, and hearing that fucking version of "don't stop believin" on the npr almost made me drive into oncoming traffic. to MAKE IT STOP.

can we all just agree
that "walk the line" was a huge piece of shit?

no, silly, that's "belagered"

idiot wind ftw

"the planet does not need humans"

that's bad

well, i rubbed my hooty on her booty and now it's all rooty tooty.

i demand a recount
i wrote a song 5 years ago titled "hey man fuck you". it is, i believe, the greatest single achievement in the history of mankind.

just don't look.

pussies
i once found a dead guy in the woods who offed himself, and you don't hear me crying to mommie about it.

….and there you have it. comments from the 2 people who saw the movie.

yik-kik-kik
owwwww!

but they had fireworks!! shit, we haven't seen them at a rock concert since csny in the 70s!!

not to hijack or anything
but i think ben keith's passing deserves a newswire item.