I'll guess Randy Jones and David Hodo.

Without the infamous final scene this reboot won't be worth a passing glans.

Can you prove he doesn't? Can you?!

HORNS

Who will play Rich Uncle Pennybags now?

:::is strangely aroused:::

Big red NO HOMO

What's his beef?

Tell God something He doesn't know.

You know profit pun threads make your heart…

Can't go back to a place you've never been.

RACIST

No one should wait for a Ben Affleck version of anything.

I want to make a Prophet pun but I'm…

I like my homosexuals with vodka, please.

Well, that's the one thing we've got.

That's no monocle!

From Thriller, Brandon De Wilde in "Pigeons From Hell", which I finally saw a couple of weeks ago only to be bitterly disappointed when it lost the readers' poll to that fucking Garfield Halloween show.

"Nominated for an Oscar for 1952’s The Member Of The Wedding, Julie Harris stuck to mostly television roles…"

Naw, he really wasn't much of a Baywatch fan.