I am praying that his backstory has him losing his tongue on an African expedition…

"I'm full of tinier Maslanys!"

Lana as Charlie "Black" wood?

And he runs through the streets trying to warn the populace and everyone just sighs and rolls their eyes because it's like the eighth time he's run through the streets trying to warn the populace about some damn thing or another. "Oh, that Nick Cage!" they'll say, before they return to munching their beignets and…

So can Taissa Farmiga do butt stuff? Because that would go a long way toward vitiating the Killer Vagina problem.

All right, let's just take a minotaur two and reconsider this pun thread.

MADNESS

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Just play along and soon you'll have it all figured out.

I CHALLENGE THIS!

VAMPS NEED GAME FACES!

Haha, no one's a Dexter fan!

And he runs on alcohol.

Our nation turns its lonely ears to you…

'Chaun Air

I like how even though I was awake and checked several times this article never showed up on my screen until 12 hours after it supposedly posted and now there's close to 500 comments. Fuckin' AV Club…

I. AM. BENDER. PLEASE. INSERT. MURDER.

Sunday sucked. Deal with it.

I couldn't stand her upon first viewing but she and the episode get better after you live with them a while.

Adam is definitely the weakest Big Bad but in terms of overall consistency and episode quality? Back half is light years beyond.

I thought that it was readers' choice episodes that were barred by prior coverage.