I still don't understand how Malcom McLaren didn't go to jail for this shit.  He was literally sexualizing children for profit.

Wait, Shrimper is still putting out music???

OBLIGATORY WHERE THE FUCK IS (random album) POST

"Tacos hug you on the inside"

Apparently Prince changed out of his club outfit.

I was so happy to learn that was actually a true story.  Embellished a little, but still true.

And yet they STILL won't reissue any pre-Twoism material.

A buddy of mine is obsessed with the idea of Michael C. Hall playing Batman.  Not sure I see it, but I want to start that rumor to get his hopes up anyway.

Why would anybody ever pronounce .gif out loud?

I knew I was going to hate this from the very first Newswire article…but holy fuck this is somehow worse than I imagined.

It could pretty much be every musician in Detroit.

The White Stripes/Black Keys comparison was bullshit to begin with, and it hasn't been even remotely accurate since Attack & Release.  I find it hilarious that Jack White himself is buying into it to such an insane degree.  What an asshole.

I don't even have a TV.

Wow.  I COMPLETELY forgot about I Am Weasel.

I remember staying up all night as a kid watching Cartoon Network, before Adult Swim had really kicked in.  They filled those late night hours with a lot of the shows on this list…and good lord are they fucking awful.

That's actually the only reason I know all the lyrics.

R Kelly - Ignition (Remix)

It finally ended.

I'm almost through season two of The Wire, and I'm afraid it's going to permanently ruin television for me.  Dexter has always been a hilariously terrible depiction of police work, but it's downright painful to watch now.  Comparing the Lieutenant work of Daniels and Batista is going to fry my brain eventually.

Justin Timberlake - 20/20 Experience