[raises fist in unity]

He claimed cavities were a government fluoride conspiracy and had nothing to do with diet.

My friend had a door-to-door knives selling job. He quit by lunch on the first day and kept the knives which he had never paid for.

Whoa, buddy. Save that shit for Savage Love. Your guilt will be assuaged.

I remember one of my workmates, a staid Christian man, tried to get me tied in to some Ponzi scheme. When I pointed out the obvious, he responded, "Oh, no. It's not a pyramid scheme. It's a trapezoid!"

Just remember when the AV Club goes bankrupt, I warned you all.

I hope you made that point loudly and often.

I gather most people would strongly disagree, but I think Badalamenti is the best composer in film. Not just my favourite, the BEST.

When I was a child, my mother had to often remind me that it is rude to sniff food before eating it. I guess there are exceptions.

Life isn't like a movie, where a "trope" should be dismissed because it is "tired". Thankfully I live in a country where the Republicans efforts to support the downtrodden are considered pitiful. Good luck with your party's head moron.

I see plenty of people with appalling hair. I imagine it all starts with, "fuck it, I'm not getting laid anyway, so why bother wasting $50?"

Some of us like the smell of singed wool.

I liked it. Prepare for the Shyamalannihilation.

Obviously America is further from Japan than Australia, but you guys are paying a shitload. If you get the chance, I think the wasabi variety is pretty tasty also.

Christina Ricci is still pretty cute with a pig nose. Or, as they say on the internets, I'd do her.

"The film is most successful" - E Zuckerman

Spoilers!!

I love the Frog Song on the boat, but it would have been even better if Cohen had sung it.

I've often shoved it on a mix tape for some event or another, and the reaction sometimes borders on disgusted.

I love "The Future" & often agree with its sentiment, but worry that the line about anal sex suggests he finds gay sex (or even butt-stuff) unnatural and evil.