I've made further apologies over the years without receiving a response. Considering it was totally my fault, I think I'll just have to accept her decision.

Not enough sports analogies for me. "Monogamy is like watching an entire football season…."

There are 2 people in my office who have the same lunch every day.

When I was younger, I often used to be drunk at work, and one day I made an ill-advised joke to someone about their cancer. A decade later, we still work in the same office and she hasn't spoken to me since.

Ooh, I'm so looking forward to the first volume of Providence. I loved Neonomicon, especially The Courtyard part. I just don't think I can justify the price for the hardcover of the first issues. Booo.

He's wearing the same clothes and has muddy shoes in the last panel.

[Pat's Prighlofone's shoulder] No, son. It will never be good ever again.

Or she was feeling it, replied to you, and then wept for hours.

Why would a cat give a fuck what day it was?

No Hanselmann? No Clowes? Boooooooooo.

I'm not sure there's a huge crossover between squeamish Batman fans and Savage Love sounding advocates.

Can I make it any more obvious?

Why does the header say "sophomore", but the text says third novel more than once? Am I missing something?

I'm in my 40s & upvoting because of a shared love of Scyther. Pity me.

Synchronized menstruation?

I once went to a doctor with heart palpitations, only to be told to just lay off the booze and goey. "Holiday heart" they called it.

Yes, to be continued next issue. No cliffhangers though. They always ended on a climax.

As someone who discovered porn in the day before the internets, I loved the ongoing fiction they used to have in magazines. A lot better written than the trash paperbacks of the old days and today's literotica, I presume a lot of it was written by authors slumming for quick cash.

During the act? Or a slow dissolve afterwards?

The world is honestly a better place now people don't have to be outraged by pissy christs.