My tongue would be dancing on the ceiling of his mouth.

Even if you believe in purging GBV (I don't!), it's pointless if you don't name them. I could spend hours discussing the merits of Under The Bushes versus Eat The Factory.

I often suspect that contributors gravitate towards songs they can pick a bone with for being creepy, rather than actually hating the song. Often they don't even seem particularly familiar with the song. That is not hate.

Look, she googled the lyrics, so she bested 90% of the former contributors.

Oompa loompa doompety doo

"…and that woman is now my lovely wife of twenty years, Michelle. Michelle, come up here darlin'."

Something like that was inevitable. I was waiting for the neighbour to recognise him. They brought it together nicely.

His prints blood and semen may be everywhere, but if he has no previous record, that wouldn't help to identify him.

So mean, Mean Girl. I thought he was great. As was Camp, who easily switched between job-focussed-dick and Good Cop.

My first thought was a hidden camera, but maybe I'm being too literal. It got 3 shots, so it means something.

Friday Flubs!

The new Courtney Barnett video, "Elevator Operator", is pretty cool.

"Defending Shitsong" would be a great column.

Look, De Niro has done this type of thing before. No point repeating himself. I wish people could just embrace his horny/grumpy granddad period.

ROFLMAO!! Not true. I love podcasts and I'm only 52.

It's hard to imagine that Mellisandre was never tempted to remove her amulet mid-coitus.

Cool your jets, Carver.

We had a version in Australia, which featured some of our finest comedians, such as cigar-smoking UK import Ugly Dave Gray.

I believe you've come to the wrong place if you want a film to be reviewed without considering the director's previous films.

None of my business, but…. they made a point about the unnecessary linking of an actor with their partner, not about sexism.