[sigh] I just wish everyone could have the pleasure of showering my precious lady-friend with gifts and sweet mementos as I do. Honestly, the cost of the roses never crosses my mind, even as they inevitably rot before my eyes. And what better way to show my love than to spend 5 times the regular price for chocolates.

'Tis a memorable name.

I'm honestly baffled by the McAdams nomination. I thought she was much better in True Detective. Not that she was terrible, just that most anyone could have played the role decently. And I don't think DiCaprio deserves a nomination for 2 hours of grimacing and groaning.

Millers, Fargo, Arizona, Blood Simple, True Grit, No Country, Barton, Lebowski. I guess I rate Lebowski & Hudsucker lower than most people. I didn't much enjoy Inside Llewyn Davis

The Cowboys could never have a successful season again, and I would still resent them for 90s.

If you have to hat him appropriately, perhaps with a purple fedora?

"No, I shan't make this available in Angola, lest it impedes my forthcoming sale to their best rating television station."

I dunno… I do want to punch many handsome faces.

Wha? If you're over 35, you should be ashamed.

Mad props for James.

By your argument, blowing yourself would be wrong.

It's on youtube. Not terrible. (That describes a lot of Oasis. They often sound quite like something that is pretty good…without ever really getting there. Err, IMHO, etc.)

I suggest cultivating a fake illness, like gout or migraines.

I'm partnered with a child and I absolutely love having single childless friends. How glorious a Saturday can be on their responsibility-free couch, drinking beer and watching sport.

I once went to a late showing of Videodrome with my girlfriend. We were the first people there and the box office guy said he wouldn't start the movie unless one other person showed up. Eventually two other single guys showed up, and we all sat as far from each other as possible.

I quite liked Oculus.

All over, a better set of questions this year. [removes monocle]

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When I was much younger, I was very drunk at a football match and my older work colleague was constantly teasing me about the large size of my cock. Eventually I lost patience and chased her down the street, waggling my cock at her.

Elvis Costello's "New Lace Sleeves"