Yeah, fair enough.

Meh.Give it thirty years.

He's given good grades in the past. I pretty much agree that the show has gone down the gurgler after a promising start. Then again, I'm white, and apparently not permitted an opinion.

"Too perfect. The story of one man’s decade-long quest, it probably couldn’t ask for a more fitting star than Franco. One of the hippest and most cosmopolitan filmmakers around." -The AV Club

Urgh, supercuts.

I would say no, but I have achieved very little.

Hot!

I once bought Ladyhawkes her favourite Starry Night print off the internets. Unfortunately, I'm a particularly poor judge of sizes and it was enormous, and cost me $400 to get nicely framed.

Surely he'd win awards if he pulled an anti-De Niro like that.

It's a nice version. Never having willingly watched The Sound of Music, I couldn't place it at first and was suitably chastised by Ladyhawkes.

[shrugs] In my experience, fictional "spies" often have unclear motivation. It's part of the genre.

The new Irving is getting limp reviews. I'm considering giving it a miss.

Do you mean Overture? Or Preludes and Nocturnes?

You've got to tell him to start with the negging.

"No matter how much you shake and dance,
The last few drops go in your pants."

Not everyone is born with sexual confidence. Your attitude might be markedly different after a few people have fallen madly in lust with you.

I think the humiliation must be part of it, otherwise you're just a swinger.

I grew up really poor and expected to be dead well before now. I have a loving partner and a beautiful son and a house and things I don't even need. I surpassed my child hopes years ago.

Let's just say that dolphins rape people more often than people rape dolphins. No means yes, yes means blowhole.

While I normally stick to the KJV, a modern translation might be helpful in this case.