i must have been about 12 before I realised other people didn't feel the need to add extra salt to their peanut-butter sandwich.

I can admit to enjoying heinz ham-flavoured beans on melted cheese on toast. I take comfort in the knowledge that beans are a "super food"

That's good viewing. The band didn't really seem to understand how to play the song, bordering on cod-hoedown, but they were enjoying rocking out on the instrumental part.

Look, HISMOM, there's really no need to panic, but I definitely recommend getting rid of any cars with doors that open.

You must love Orson Scott Card.

I must admit to having intentionally "lost" a rare book and paying for it. In my defence, it was looking pretty shabby and they normally get rid of them at that point. Plus, it was obscure enough that no one ever borrowed it.

He has surpassed even Left Shark in my estimation.

Geebus, that's a fair effort on the Nobel Prize winners. I'd be about 25, I think, and not very much pre-1945 besides the obvious ones like Yeats.

Surely we can arrange a Fred Durst tie-in.

In the noble tradition of judging things from the first crappy glimpse on the internet, Arseface looks better expected.

I have only read part of Canterbury Tales, but did enjoy the Pasolini film (mostly for the minor appearance by a nude Tom Baker in the Wife of Bath part). It spoke to me on a shallow level.

oh, I agree with the crux of Dan's comments, but that particular line has a , "look, I put up with your tiny cock so give me a break" vibe.

And that's why Angela Merkel is such a hot fuck.

I think I was 11. It was pretty much the Amstrad and wanking for a while after that.

"I would never make you feel bad about your dick, but you’re making me feel bad about my dick."

A mixed film. Some of the animation parts are fantastic, especially the one where he attempts to lose his virginity Other parts, like the home videos with Courtney, were not much fun to watch but necessary to show the truth of the relationship.

I liked it also, but couldn't it have been a little "gayer" so a few posters could get really offended. I entered the comments expecting a horror movie and got a rom-com.

I'm not lame, but I'm legless.

But I find self-deprecation so hot!

I don't think anyone has ever been won over by a cock shot, though I'm sure they have been appreciated by some recipients who were already into said cockshotter.