He never resigned you boneheads. He was suspended without pay pending further investigation, but Jesse dropped the charges so he would have been reinstated but later in that episode (One Minute) he of course got shot up.

Damn pathetic-looking, for sure. Let me rap some speculation here. Gilligan said there would be an event this season that sucks away any lingering sympathy for Walt once and for all. Could it be that he murders gimpy, practically immobile sad-sack Ted? Walt has plenty of motivation: Ted knows too much, but of course…

Damn pathetic-looking, for sure. Let me rap some speculation here. Gilligan said there would be an event this season that sucks away any lingering sympathy for Walt once and for all. Could it be that he murders gimpy, practically immobile sad-sack Ted? Walt has plenty of motivation: Ted knows too much, but of course…

I was also expecting that, maybe some po-lice collateral damage. But his gun and badge etc. were probably non-ferrous, as in "non-ferr" like Walt's ring and glasses.

I was also expecting that, maybe some po-lice collateral damage. But his gun and badge etc. were probably non-ferrous, as in "non-ferr" like Walt's ring and glasses.

There's 16, yo. Fourteen would be like, underage and shit.

There's 16, yo. Fourteen would be like, underage and shit.

New? I have memory of a Ninja Turtles cartoon where the cyberpunk Neutrinos say, "Cool? We are frozen." So there's that.

New? I have memory of a Ninja Turtles cartoon where the cyberpunk Neutrinos say, "Cool? We are frozen." So there's that.

He's still 50. The season five episode four is already titled "Fifty-One".

He's still 50. The season five episode four is already titled "Fifty-One".

10. Over
9. Sunset
8. ABQ
7. …And the Bag's in the River
6. 4 Days Out
5. Face Off
4. Crazy Handful of Nothin'
3. Crawl Space
2. Half Measures
1. One Minute

10. Over
9. Sunset
8. ABQ
7. …And the Bag's in the River
6. 4 Days Out
5. Face Off
4. Crazy Handful of Nothin'
3. Crawl Space
2. Half Measures
1. One Minute

Someone can show signs of being a psychopath even as a baby? I doubt it, but that's an interesting idea.

If anyone even knows who Taft was, they know the bathtub story. Maybe it's addressed in further detail in the book, but even if not, it has to be acknowledged. Or perhaps WaPo was more given to hyperbole and cheap shots back in the day. But you're wrong, it's not a bad joke.