or his non-union Mexican equivalent apparently.

Some sort of sploosh gun perhaps?

Funny story? I was at the Letterman shooting on Jan.30th and it was quite a bit funnier/different than what ended up on the air. They had to reshoot his interview because it devolved to the point where he was refering to his daughter as a fat pig. He was only joking of couse and it probably sounds worse than it was…

Well that explains the penis.

So The Barenaked Ladies require an acronym now?

Well I'll be in NY on Jan.26, 30-31 and after that she's shit outta luck.

Luther Campbell:

I's gon' eat me some Hamm until I'm belly-full!

Did Al Roker take the Smiths to the pool?

I had no idea Rip Taylor was a racist!?

That's not what your mother said last night, Trebeck.

The only REAL maple syrup comes from The Tree of Souls in Winnipeg.

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Is it feline AIDS?

Is it feline AIDS?

It's a good thing you didn't write ATM machine because around these parts you'd never hear the end of it.

It's a good thing you didn't write ATM machine because around these parts you'd never hear the end of it.

Those wounds run pretty deep.

Those wounds run pretty deep.