Dario
Actually, based on his current trajectory, "I Know Who Killed Me" actually does sound like something Dario Argento would have directed, although if he'd been in charge, Lohan would have been replaced by Asia Argento, and there'd be way more weird, leering nude scenes.

The key to having fun in a vampire chronicle: roll a Gangrel or Brujah, and whenever someone tries to talk politics for more than five minutes, tear their fucking throat out.

Finally
a damned Peckinpah shout-out. Although I'm suprised you didn't pick Alfredo Garcia, who's last act changes it from a really awesomely dark noir into something wierd and existential.

On the other hand, without Kinkade and his imitators
we wouldn't have this, which I humbly submit as the best picture ever.
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again..
the only man for this role, and indeed any role, is Warren Oates, reanimated through dark magic.

Best version
Goddamnit. When are people going to realize that most of the joy you can get out of Gamera is ironic and release the Sandy Frank dubs? Seriously, no amount of seriousness can compete with lines like "Of course our old legends referred to fire-eating turtles, but in the 20th century, we've given all that…