I hope Shirley's friend Gary transfers back to Greendale for some reason just so he can be picked on again (despite never appearing on-screen).

472? Uh oh.

472? Uh oh.

… Paranormal Activity parody?

… Paranormal Activity parody?

At first I thought this was going to be a reversal of "Intro to Film" from Season 1.

At first I thought this was going to be a reversal of "Intro to Film" from Season 1.

"off-topic"?

"off-topic"?

Community Band

Community Band

Skylar fucks Jesse.

Skylar fucks Jesse.

BREAKING BAD SPOILERS

BREAKING BAD SPOILERS

God Dammit Walter.

God Dammit Walter.

I'm pretty sure my own mother can't even conceive the word "finger" used as a verb.

I'm pretty sure my own mother can't even conceive the word "finger" used as a verb.

I think we might have the same sister.