Just because your grandad won the emphysema/lung cancer/heart disease/impotence lottery, by all means keep puffing away. Everyone knows that what happens to one person guarantees what will happen to everyone in his family, statistics and medical evidence be damned. Smart thinking.

That's surprising. I didn't realize he had any creds besides Spamalot.

You know this season's really sad…
…when you have a screaming bitch-fest and bus-throwing-undering and it's still boooooring.

Let's remember Clay's coming to teach the girls acting. His credentials speak for themselves on that.

Which book is that, the Stand? Cuz the ending of the 7 book one sure sucked horse shit.

Definitely, thought of Joe's Garage too.

Andy Goldfish - Oh, criminy! Color me wrong. I was duped by my CD release which was renamed without the The. Pomposity deflated.

The Fripp-conceived suite of albums "Exposure" plus PGabriel II (Scratch) and Darryl Hall's "Sacred Songs" is another worthy magnum opus from the Frippster.

"Species of Small Furry Animals …Grooving with a Pict," if experienced in total darkness in pristine surround sound, loud, while in a state of some sort of organic alteration, is indeed a colossal mind-fuck.

Agree w/the brilliance of Quadrophenia. Pretty damn fine movie too.

Shattered! WALL lovers speak out. Teens in 1980 can attest to all fetuses that THE WALL culminates the era of Floyd's prolonged greatness. Esp when listened to repeatedly, in full order, over and over (LPs were not conducive to shuffle and ff) - perhaps while somewhat chemically altered (optional). The song "Mother"…

Bringing back the TNG cast did have some funny moments. Apparently the "haul out an old Trek cast and mock them" shtick is pretty can't-miss.

Is there a fuglier man on the planet than Wiseau? The guy looks like Lance Hendrickson's aborted twin! The sadistic juxtaposition of this mush-mouthed, consonant-dropping creature next to the staggeringly swoonalicious studgod x10 Sestero must have cracked every lens they had. Yikes!

LSky definitely qualifies as a NCC. Some funny/bizarre freakin shit going on there.

Hate to confirm her stupidity, but I just saw the rerun and she indeed gives the "sweet gesture" line referring to the shameless plug, er, generous gifts.

Interesting work-around. It's why I personally loved the whole Xindi arc on Enterprise: a planet where 6 separate species developed sentient civilizations, each within their own distinct ecosphere - mammals, aquatic mammals, insectoid, reptilian, arboreal mammals and avian. Another fascinating and unique concept…

Ah yes, "will my actions change the future?" or "are my actions precisely what will *cause* the future?" Thorny questions indeed.

Plus his calling everyone "cocksucker."

In Soviet Russia, LSD trips YOU!

Fastidious Joint Roller
For some reason this line from that sketch has stuck in my head for lo these past 30 years: "I've seen you checking yourself out in the toaster, practicing your tongue!"