And the cloud-mom with cat-eye glasses! Good times.

Guess I need to turn in my nerd card, I had NO idea that was Batgirl. Had to Google her to even figure out what you were talking about (Kirk seduced by a Bat girl? How did I miss that?)

I was more referring to Orian slave girl's omnipresence in the end credits every week.

It's the 21st century, time for equality in gratuitous hotness everywhere. "Survivor" can do it…

No, it's more like THE trademarked green woman.

Sounds like maybe Fox was the only one offering him a deal.

Jackie Brown: blah, blah, blah (end 40 min. conversation scene)(begin new 40 min. conversation scene) blah, blah, blah…
Kill Bill 1: edit, edit, edit/slash, spew, gush/edit, edit, edit… (though I will admit the opening kitchen fight scene was brilliant)

Thaaaat makes more sense. I retract my previous snark.

OMG you guys, these are actually funny! I'm ell emming my ay off. Keep it up!

It is fascinating how certain words are deemed offensive to different cultures. Like how "bloody" was considered the height of rudeness in the UK (or is it still?), while we 'Murkins can say it all we want! Bloody Bloody Bloody Bloody Bloody! See?

Forgot about that. More reason that ep. is the best Trek parody ever.

Checkerboard Chick
Since I'm wallowing in Trek geekdom… As a kid I was always baffled by how many hours Yeoman Rand spent each morning basket-weaving her beehive. I think eventually I decided that she must have some futuristic Jetsons-like contraption that did it for her. Gimme a break, I was a 9-year-old kid, I…

South Park ep.
I'm sure you've all seen it already, but if not, South Park did a brilliant riff on "Dagger." Featuring the man with an affliction which prevents him from pronouncing the T in the word "plane—-arium." Dopey, but a real larf.

Except Messing's a talentless shrew.

See Garp!

Children of Men was a mob movie? Boy was I way off.

And the Andrews Sisters' incestuous lesbian 3-way.

Yeah, but The Village. Oh, The Village…

What about an NCC for The Fury!

Oh, blimey bloody 'ell y'gits!