Was in a theatre with ~15 other people for Blade 2. Towards the end of the film, when Blade was going to kick a rubber monster's ass, Kris Kristofferson tosses him a pair of sunglass in slow-motion. My buddy and I laughed so hard we were threatened with bodily harm by those who apparently had no idea how hilariously…

I agree. Jack Black's humor can't be described as high-brow, but at least it's honest and good natured. He hasn't used (to my knowledge) stolen material and doesn't resort to tired 'white people do this, but black people do this' cliches.

Speaking of Rockefellar Skank…Nabin, you were joking when you stated that 'She's All That' was your favorite movie ever, right? 'Cause with your encyclopedic knowledge of chick-flicks, I can't tell if you're serious. *stage wisper* It was an awesome movie, wasn't it?

Somebody stop that man. Isn't the second coming of Titanic a sign of the apocalypse?

Is it wrong that while reading this article, instead of thinking about the struggle for women's equality, all I could think of was Shania Twain's magnificent cleavage? Nope? Good.

RIP Corey. I won't that pretend I didn't mock you. I won't act like I don't appreciate the bitter contrast of watching a celebrity's downward spiral with perverse amusement while simultaneously hoping he could get clean. Dying young sucks.

To cruel? Damn you, Internet Anonymity!

Really? I'm kinda glad we didn't see those boobs. After all those plastic surgeries, I would expect they look quite a bit like Mrs. Garrison's from South Park at this point.

The key is being transcendently shitty. The kind of movie that is hypnotic in its own ineptitude.

I must respectfully disagree with the assertion that Hard Boiled sucked. I present to you exhibit A: Chow Yun Fat clearly not playing the clarinet & exhibit B: A shootout in a maternity ward. Add guys holding two guns and slow-motion doves and you have yourself the building blocks of ever single action movie…

Give it a few years and they'll 'reimagine' it with werewolves, vampires, zombies or CHUDs or whatever the hell is ironically trendy at the time.

I'd also like to say, for the record, that Mr. Whedon owes a great deal to the anime series 'Outlaw Star' and the venerable 'Cowboy Bebop.'

I had never seen Firefly on Fox, and didn't know that 'Serenity' was based on Firefly when I dragged my girlfriend to see the movie at the last minute, all to avoid sitting through another rom-com. It blew me away, and I was hooked. Speaking as a non-fan who saw Serenity without any familiarity with the mythos, …

Jack Burton is the new Elvis.

Ghost's don't need sunscreen
I remember when 'Sunscreen' came out. I liked then, but appreciate it now. However I still think vaguely philosophical platitudes sound odd wedged between Spear's jailbait and Chumbawumba.

If said beans only came in 'ass' and 'rotten melon custard' flavors.

My wife LOVES this fruit. They're expensive (imported…), heavy and covered in spikes like a goddamned medieval weapon. It tastes like rotting melon that has been sitting with an onion in the same tupperware container. She eats enough of it that sometimes the smell comes out of her pores like a noxious miasma of…