Civic Pride
Doesn't anybody 'round these parts care about my old Philadelphia neighbors? I've always enjoyed these guys - they bring good energy.

RIP
RIP, my friend.

Whither Degrassi High?
Seriously, what broomhead forgot Degrassi?

Sometimes, while reading, I like to imagine Christopher Walken's voice, hand gestures, intonations, etc. You can do it with anything AND it turns whatever you're reading in to instant comedy. Good stuff.

Will you two stop saying 'gummi' so much…
What's the existential riddle? It's chocolate taffy. Does any taffy - or non-jelly-belly-ed candy for that matter - taste exactly like that which it's trying to imitate?