All Hail East Texas!

Well if Liam Neeson wants to end his career renaissance, this is the movie to do it!!

Man, I know it will never happen, but I would love for some Office Space characters to show up in this show at some point.

I thought we'd all agreed Edgar Wright would direct the movie, and Spaced characters would appear? maybe that was just me.

Kinda disappointed there was no "Kevin Conroy" name drop amongst the batmen. unless i missed it.

DON'T GO CHANGIN'!!!

How about one of the kids from Mud? You know, the one that won't be in the next X-Men. He can act!

"Battery In Your Leg" is one of my favorites.

If this were an HBO show they would kill Pete right after they finally finished making him likable. …tolerable. …well, he's better than he was!

The Bloody Mary's here are so good I'm going to kill myself tomorrow.

BATS AREN'T BUGS!

I kinda hoped that the tiny door would lead Chang into John Malkovich's head.

I would have been upset if Harry had jumped at the end of Season One. Since Season Four, I've been upset that he hasn't.

I heard he also asked for a 13, but they drew a 31!

I'm really hoping this is just a deranged Jordan Catalano who still hasn't learned how to read.

probably some shitty metalcore band.

Just bring J.K. Simmons back as a JJJ who hates millennials and what they've turned his beloved paper into!

I think part of what made the 2002 film so successful was the pretty classic characterization we got of Peter Parker. Modernized to a degree, yes, but ultimately he was Peter Parker. That's something they missed in 2012 with the "skateboards" and the "standing up to bullies" and whatever else kids do these days.

How does it compare to Evilenko?

Us?! Worked up?!