Carrie's adventure inside the apartment complex was so tense I didn't even get to admire how tightly shot and perfectly directed it was. And holy shit, Saul knows about Brody. Thank fucking God someone does.

"Mr. Doyle, why am I speaking to you? Why is this conversation even occurring?… I want what I paid for, I want it now, and I don't ever want to find myself chatting with you again."

"Mr. Doyle, why am I speaking to you? Why is this conversation even occurring?… I want what I paid for, I want it now, and I don't ever want to find myself chatting with you again."

It's good that Agent van Cuckoo didn't need to baptize anyone in a birdbath.

It's good that Agent van Cuckoo didn't need to baptize anyone in a birdbath.

Douche. Dana's awesome.

Douche. Dana's awesome.

Oh poor fat sheriff.. why'd you have to say good luck..

Oh poor fat sheriff.. why'd you have to say good luck..

I can't wait to read Rex Reed's review of this.

I can't wait to read Rex Reed's review of this.

Matthew Weiner cries all night in a corner with his other Emmys.

Matthew Weiner cries all night in a corner with his other Emmys.

All because the voters decided collectively to get a hard-on for Homeland. It was a great show, but give the other ones their due. Jesus christ I hate these award shows.

All because the voters decided collectively to get a hard-on for Homeland. It was a great show, but give the other ones their due. Jesus christ I hate these award shows.

Fuck the Emmys. Forever and ever.

Fuck the Emmys. Forever and ever.

Stephen Root was awesome. That's all I care to say.

Stephen Root was awesome. That's all I care to say.

O Whacking Day 
O Whacking Day
Barry White makes a guest appearance if I do recall correctly