That would be a good drinking game, but I think White Russians are fucking disgusting.

Is your mom friends with Dwight Shrute?

Were we banned from all Woolworth's or just that one location?

It's kind of what's wrong with college in general.

Roy G biv, you could always watch the Comedy Central version, which is maybe 45 minutes long and makes hardly any sense. But I wouldn't recommend it. Maybe you need to find a handy excuse to drop them off at the babysitter's house for a night.

It just reads like… well… something you wrote for school. It doesn't make you a hipster douche, it just seems kind of weird that you're posting this.

I'm sure that pretty much everybody will disagree but my favorite by far is O Brother Where Art Thou?

Good one.

Wait, were you responding to the Milo's part of my post or the Mexican sweet tea is delicious part? Because, damn, I can't get enough of that delicious sweet nectar of the gods that is Mexican restaurant sweet tea. I hope it doesn't get me deported!

No, seriously, Milo's is for drinking at home. It's premade and comes in a plastic jug. It does not hold up to freshly brewed tea. It's good for what it is (I mean, I have a jug and a half of Milo's in my fridge right now) but it's not great. God, its like saying that Natty Light is the best beer in existence.

Gee, thanks for the spoiler alert Miller, it's not as if any of us haven't seen No Country For Old Men yet and were hoping to do so sometime in the future.

I didn't actually believe my brother when he told me about that scene until I read the book for myself.

Ziiing! Nice one.

Terry Southern
I kind of jumped when this article mentioned Terry Southern. No joke - that's my mom's name. Every time I read his name somewhere I have like a split second where I think "Woah… why are they talking about my mom?"

I guess I expect so little of Keanu Reeves that his bad Southern accent didn't really bother me like it would have if it had been pretty much any other actor. It can't really get any worse than his "English" accent in Dracula. At this point his terrible accents are almost endearing to me, like watching a six year…

I think she was the also the extremely irritating voice of Chihiro/Sen (it went well with the character) in the English dub of Spirited Away.

I don't know how it's possible that Mexican restaurants make sweet tea that is usually twice as good as the tea made by native Southerners. It's like they have some secret recipe or something. It's always the perfect amount of sugar, the perfect strength, and always tastes fresh. Even shitty Meixcan restaurants…

So, you're a big fan of sarcasm for sarcasm's sake. Thanks for the insight!

Usually they're saying something about LSU football, so we should all be grateful that we can't understand them.

Yeah, according to Hollywood the middle class doesn't exist in the South, which, oddly enough, negates my own existence.